Operation Sabotage

I believe I have uncovered a covert plot , undertaken by Agent Z and Agent S, which was aimed at staging a coup on my sanity… Operation Sabotage.  The two sleuth saboteurs were recently overheard cooing in code, when the apparent scheme was hatched.  Following that conversation, the two have taken turns waking up at night, waiting for one to doze off before sounding the alarm.  They’ve also teamed up to get up early and stay up late.  Then, just after sleep deprivation had set in, the embarked on a series of mess making and harrowing feats…

Agent Z is seen here painting with yogurt…

And here launching sweet peas from aloft the table…

And here attempting to save Agent S from the dreaded boppy…

Then, as if she thought Agent Z needed assistance in his achieving mayhem, Agent S soaked my sheets with pee.  How she managed to do that with a 12×24 changing pad under her is beyond me… but, at 4 a.m. this morning, I was changing sheets.

Arghhhh….

Be blessed!

Virginia