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Spork em in the eye

Okay, I have to tell you.  I had GRAND plans for getting things done yesterday.

And then.

I attempted to log into my site in order to write several posts, and it had been hacked.



I am usually a mild mannered person.  In fact, most commonly, when I am frustrated, I like to say I would like to poke someone in they eye with a hot french fry.  That’s about as violent as I get.

Funnily enough, one day I posted to my Facebook wall that I wanted to poke someone in the eye with a a hot french fry, and a friend wrote back, “Nay, eat the fry.  Spork’em in the eye.”  Or something to that effect.

And, I have to admit, yesterday, I wish I had a Spork.


And I wish I was within swinging distance of some spammers and hackers.

Because it took the collaborative efforts of Hubs and I, from 10 a.m. yesterday until lights out to clean out the hackers junk.

Did I mention that they hacked more than one of our accounts?


Spork’em in the eye!

While searching for a funny spork image to include in this post, I did come across this t-shirt at Zazzle.



I also learned that they make a titanium spork as well as teflon friendly sporks.  Who knew sporks were so pivotal?  I bet the teflon friendly sporks would be great for camping!

So, yesterday was wasted, and now I am behind.

Please forgive me.

And don’t spork me in the eye.

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About Virginia

Hi there! My name is Virginia, and I am the author/owner of That Bald Chick. I am a Christian, wife, mother of three, full time homemaker, homeschooler, and ministry volunteer in addition to being a blogger. In my free time *cough* I enjoy reading, writing, taking walks with my family, and listening to music.


  1. Virginia, that shirt is hilarious! Sorry you got hacked, and certainly hope it doesn’t happen again.

  2. There seemed to be 3 or 4 blogs acting really funny last night. One blog looked Arabic? or something. It was kinda strange!
    Hoping it doesnt happen again, but keep a spork handy!!!

  3. Oh, my. Sorry about the hackage. At least we got a funny post? My best friend uses this expression all the time. I love it. Although lately I’ve been saying hot sauce packet instead. IDEK.

  4. BUt, I think we really do need a hot french fry shirt! 🙂

  5. Indeed, we do!

  6. Oh no! Hackers suck, hope you were able to get it all taken care of and that it doesn’t happen again! Sporks are awesome )