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Clean Joke

From time to time, my Dad sends me funny e-mail jokes.  I thought I would share one with you…

Pastor’s Business Card

     A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.  At one house, it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.  So, he took out a business card and wrote ‘Revelation 3:20’ on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
     When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned.  Added to it was this cryptic message, ‘Genesis 3:10.’
     Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.  Revelation 3:20 begins ‘Behold, I stand at the door and knock..’  Genesis 3:10 reads, ‘I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.’

     Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are! Pass it on

‘A cheerful heart is good medicine’ (Prov. 17:22)

 

Be blessed!

Lady V dZine

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About Virginia

Hi there! My name is Virginia, and I am the author/owner of That Bald Chick. I am a Christian, wife, mother of three, full time homemaker, homeschooler, and ministry volunteer in addition to being a blogger. In my free time *cough* I enjoy reading, writing, taking walks with my family, and listening to music.